1. fmylife:

    Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glittler. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I’m in the sunlight. FML

    2 years ago  /  488 notes  /  Source: fmylife

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      :P I bet that “someone” wooooould.
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      kill twilight with fire.
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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF.
    20. strikingposes reblogged this from fmylife and added:
      never ever to that. i wouldn’t even put fur either.
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      oh dear god. divorce her now.
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